HOLY FLAMETHROWERS, BATMAN!
By Croix Provence
HOLY FLAMETHROWERS, BATMAN! Season 7 Episode 4 of Game Of Thrones was an intense and exciting ride that left viewers with sweaty hands and cliffhangers for days.
Between three Stark children reuniting, Danaerys lighting the Lannister army on fire, and Jon discovering ancient proof of the White Walkers, there is plenty to get pumped about.
Make sure you have watched “The Spoils Of War” before Girl Of Thrones spoils your viewing delight.
Either that, or sit back and let us recap the entire episode in less time than the actual episode took to run, even factoring in the 10 minutes that viewers were robbed of.
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